Uncle Salty Lyrics: Uncle Salty told me stories of a lonely / Baby with a lonely kind of life to lead / Her mammy was lusted, Daddy he was busted / They left her to be trusted 'til the orphan bleeds Uncle Salty told me stories of a lonely baby with a lonely kind of life to lead my mammy was lusted, Daddy he was busted they left her to be trusted till the orphan bleeds but when she cried at night, no one came and when she cried at night, went insane Uncle Salty told me when she was just a baby that she'd get by and maybe someday she'd see Far less condemning than Aerosmith's other child abuse song, Janie's Got A Gun, "Uncle Salty" was written by the group's bass player Tom Hamilton and lead singer Steven Tyler.In the Aerosmith biography Walk The Way, Tyler explains it was "just a fantasy I had of being a madame, the boss of a bordello: work with the girls, hire and fire, keep things running.